Great Orators 

  "One man with courage makes a majority." -  Andrew Jackson 

  "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." -   Franklin D. Roosevelt 

  "The buck stops here." -  Harry S. Truman 

  "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." -   John F. Kennedy 

And, from today's genius'...

"It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?'' -  Bill Clinton 

  "That Obama ... I would like to cut his NUTS off." -  Jesse Jackson 

  "Those rumors are false ... I believe in the sanctity of marriage." -  John Edwards 

  "I invented the Internet." - Al Gore 

  "The next Per son that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS." -  Joe Biden 

  "America is ... is no longer, uh, what it ... it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was ... uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children."  -  Barack Obama 

  "I have campaigned in all 57 states." -  Barack Obama  (Quoted 2008) 

  "You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats." -   Nancy Pelosi   (Quoted 2006) 

  "Paying taxes is voluntary." -  Sen. Harry Reid 

  "Bill is the greatest husband and father I know.  No one is more  faithful, true, and honest than he." -  Hillary Clinton   (Quoted 1998) 

  And the most recent gem of wisdom from the "Mother Moron": 

  "We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it." - Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March, 2010)